Copper Comments...

Even though I'm not exactly what I'd call a fan of cops sometimes I totally understand where they get their smart ass remarks..... I can totally picture our local cops saying this stuff!
(This was an email that was forwarded to me)

HESE 16 POLICE COMMENTS WERE TAKEN OFF ACTUAL POLICECAR VIDEOS AROUND THE COUNTRY:

#16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new They'll stretch after you wear them awhile."
#14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll makeyour birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 2700 feet per second?Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on theticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K. I'm warningyou not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket!"
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."
#6. "Yeah we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "In God we trust, all others run through NCIC."
#4. "How big were those just two beers you say you had?"
#3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post yourbail."
AND THE WINNER IS.....
#1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?You're right, we don't. Sign here."