Wow, I'm blogging!!!

So my friend blogs on this thing and I like to read her posts and I've often thought about blogging myself but I wasn't sure I'd know what to say. Today it came to me..... I'm going to use my blog to rant about everything that pisses me off in the world.

I'm not really that angry. In fact I like to think I can take a lot of things in stride. I'm confronted daily with things that make me scream but instead I smile, play nice, and bitch to my dearest friends and loved ones. Then today I realized that some techno geek who is probably friends with my brother invented blogs just so people like me can post stories about idiots for the whole world to read.

So let's start with a brief history. First of all I have no idea how to blog and how to make this thing pretty. I barely know how to spell!!! I'll probably misspell a lot of things so I apologize in advance. Does anyone know if this thing comes with spell check?? Second of all, I'm a 26 year old small town girl who lives in a small (but growing!!) county in Northern California. I live with my boyfriend (Andrew) and our dog (Gidget) in a semi - dumpy house. I'm tall, brunette, and fat. Most importantly I spend 40 hours a week working the counter in Traffic Court. That's right - TRAFFIC COURT. Y'all hate me already, I know. But I'm really not that bad! It's just that so many people are idiots.

If you live in my small county and you act like an asswipe at my window I'm probably gonna blog about you. Of course I can't use your real name because I would get fired but I'm gonna tell the whole world what an idiot you are and while I'm at it I'll hopefully shed some light as to why court clerks just aren't normally that nice.